He might kinda be that into you?!! Maybe

look Ladies I'm not saying its a bad Movie!
Its not THAT bad.
I'm just saying it should come with a warning label!


All I could think about while watching this "movie"
was the poor guys who had to watch it with their lady.


Who is:

1) Is on any date with a girl ( mostly the 1 threw 5 dates)
just sitting there and having to watch his date just suck up all this Bull Crap "guy conversations"
Freaking out in his head like :

"Fuck I'm not like this who thinks that way? Damn I wanted to just swing by KFC then my place this chick is going to hate me"!!!


2) A guy just talking his girl to the Movies
( because he loves her) sits threw the Biggest Chick flick since Sex in the city (the movie) and Dirty Dancing!
Then after; She turns to him and says
"How come your night like that?

BAMN!!!
Next thing you know fighting with your girl!
Or at least not scoring points for your night out
matter of fact you are way in the Minis now
AND you paid for it!
Guy could have just stayed home
and lost points by not mowing the lawn and watching golf all day!!!
but no you paid for a fight...
Or at least no way you going to be able to just swing by KFC on the way home...



I'm just saying it Should come with a label :

WARNING!!!
THIS MOVIE WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG

Doing a Show for a Cancer Benefit in Wa.

We are going to do a Show Here?!!

When I first started doing Comedy I had no idea the places it would take me. I thought it would be like on T.V. nice Comedy Clubs, or Bars , with great crowds that can for the Show ready to laugh, and have a great time. While most of the time this is true, but sometimes we as Comics find ourselves in some crazy places. Places when I first started would have never guessed I would be doing a Show.

Here is a list of some the craziest places I have done Comedy at:

-Super max Prision

- Cage Fights (in the Cage in between fights)

-Radio station personality's living room

-Some guys garage

-A Field (a illegal field party)

-Biker rally

-Shit load of Strip Clubs (sounds like a good idea but its really not)

-Collage cafeteria

-Collage classroom

-Rodeo

-Retirement home

-Pipe shop

-Truck stop (between karaoke)

-Bachelorette party (they thought we were the strippers)

-Hospital

-On a boat

-Bowling Alley ( not in a bar in the Bowling Alley on the lanes)

-A street fair

-Swingers Club

-A Comic friend of mines basement for his mom and here friends

Just to name a few!

What about the Carrot?

I'm just trying to eat a little Dinner...

Having a nice steak and eggs. Who doesn't like a little steak and eggs?
I'll tell you who...

The loud mouth Vegan at the next table, that's who!!!

Let me just say I have nothing against Vegans. Good for you , more meat for me!
I just had a problem with this peculiar "Veg".

Who felt she should inform me about how I should be ashamed of myself for for helping kill innocent animals, and that she was a Animal Rights Activist...

So of course my response is:
Go Fuck your salad Hippie!!!

We are at Busters BBQ
for god sakes!!! (OK so we were really at a Cracker Barrel, I'm just saying)

What the hell are you even doing here?
Other then shoving your values and beliefs down other peoples throats!!!

She was eating a Salad
you don't see me screaming at her because I'm a Plants Rights Activist!
You don't see me hanging out at my local salad bar. Going on and on about how
thousands and thousands of plants are needlessly killed every year!

Like the poor helpless Carrot, that is needlessly ripped out of its home, just months old.
Then shoved into a very crowded "bag" , unable to move around, where its kept alive for days.
Just to be chopped up and put into a salad!!!

What about the Carrot?!!
SAVE THE CARROT!!!


I'm just saying, shut up...I like meat...

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"So I'm just trying to watch a little T.V...........


Now. I already hate Commercials,
But most of all the ones they play over and over and over again
Like Taco Bells new one 'The FULLY LOADED Nachos'

NOT ONE EMPTY CHIP!!!
Full of meat ,Cheese and all the goods!
For only $3.99+tax

Now after seeing this about 6,000 X's , I get a hunger for 4th meal!!!
Having fallen victim to Taco Bells Commercials of Greatness over and over ,
just to get a dry sloppy stail pice of crap!

But I could resist! So I run to the boarder.
To get my 'FULLY LOADED' Nachos
Just to find I've been Fucked my the 'BELL' again!!!DAMN YOU TACO BELL!!!
The only this thing was 'LOADED' with is lies

What the hell!!!

I blame Drug testing in the work place!
I think that if you work at a Taco Bell , B.K. Mcd's or what ever, especially if its anytime after 10pm they should make you Get high....They should do reverse Drug testing No THC No Drive threw Job!!! I need a Stoned High School drop out making my Nachos...Stoners make great Nachos,or anything taco yummy!!!

I'm just saying....."