Really hookers?!! It's come to this?
Saw an ad for an "escort service" Advertising for the "total girlfriend experience"?!!
UM...OK, so whats that mean? I have to bring flowers to my hooker, listen to her bitch about her day, then maybe do it missionary style in the dark with the covers on?.
When does it stop?
Do I have to call her the next day?
Meet her parents?
How much can $200 on hour get you?
More importantly do you only have an hour do do all this?!!
