Wednesday, June 23, 2010

When does it stop?!


Really hookers?!! It's come to this?
Saw an ad for an "escort service" Advertising for the "total girlfriend experience"?!!
UM...OK, so whats that mean? I have to bring flowers to my hooker, listen to her bitch about her day, then maybe do it missionary style in the dark with the covers on?.
When does it stop?
Do I have to call her the next day?
Meet her parents?
How much can $200 on hour get you?
More importantly do you only have an hour do do all this?!!

Thursday, June 3, 2010

What would Favre do...

What the hells wrong with you Ken Griffey Jr?! You are only 40! You're suppose to wait tell after the season!!! Then announce it while crying, then change your mind and asked to be released so you can play for your teams biggest rivals, then when you don't get your way play 1/2 ass for another team, retire again, and keep dragging it on for years... What would Favre do Ken? What would Favre do?!!